So I'm blogging the blog at my other blog and running around getting stuff ready for the kids and trying to get out the door with my keys, wallet, paper, and everything else but the kitchen sink in my shorts and the stinking seams are about to burst... O.k., I know you're thinking, I should just loose weight. But then I found this cool site to help me with my "not enough hands" problem so I can actually leave my house with everything I need. Get this, I found tactical wear! They have a product called 5.11 Tactical Shorts. I can really feel my heart beating just thinking about them. Come on, what guy, what father wants to carry around a man purse for all the kids' stuff?
These shorts are made for the police task force. So, you know, they can stand up to my four kids... OMG, the other day I had 5 rocks, some dirt, and a hand full of sand, and a lizard in my shorts pocket because my 3 year old said, "it's for mommy"... These shorts are made just for my tactical family adventures!
Other than that, I'm just working my butt off... hey, I bet 5.11 Tactical Shorts are soft on that too.
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